You can fool some of the people some of the time. So just fool those people into eating the other people, and you win.
— Remiel
Anyone else not get their weekly dollar-per-follower check from Twitter today? I wonder if there’s a technical problem.
When someone steals from me for the purpose of gaining attention, I’m going to do my best not to give them attention.
— gruber
Gizmodo has a piece on why the iPad got it wrong, & they have a better idea. Seeing how much I enjoy all my Gizmodo devices, I’m intrigued.
Some people speak in paragraphs. Alec Baldwin speaks in wedding toasts.
I’ve been working on a song all day that is totally going to resolve the Israeli/Palestinian conflict. Just need a snappy chorus…
I think it’s time I remind you all that spoons are just tiny bowls with very long handles.
Got to meet @hodgman this weekend. He had the club soda with lime. I had the awkward handshake attempt when he was reaching for his glass.
If there’s a confusing double negative that can’t not go unused, I’ve done nothing if not neglected to exclude it anywhere but here.
That’s what Chicagoans have been calling their iPods all along.
