You mean to tell me a guy named Captain Hook loses a hand and ends up needing a hook? Truth is stranger than fiction, people.
Mike searched the terms white people crying for an hour on Google, then this beauty showed up on my desk.
Is there a terrible French Canadian dressing called Celine Dijon?
If your text message is too long I just assume the end of it’s about a treasure hunting buffalo that can operate a crossbow.
Reinventing myself, one roll of toilet paper hung the opposite direction at a time.
I’m starting a new “deals” service. It sends u ZERO emails to inbox, and u save 100% off all the stuff u dont buy that u didn’t need anyways
— abrams
I just burped. Three people clapped. I’m just doing what I love. If that makes people happy, well, then we both win.
My friends, love is better than anger. Let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we’ll change the world” - Jack Layton, Aug 20, 2011
HP is actually making people pay to pick up their trash. Genius.
