Wearing headphones at work today so I don’t have to listen to my crying.
When my first experience with your company is an auto-retweet of a key word I typed, I think, yeah, these people are cool.
Idea: cooking show starring Jack Bauer. “Why is this bread so bland?” “THERE’S NO THYME!!
The dentist gave me an iPod full of James Taylor while he drilled my teeth. It worked really well! I couldn’t hear James Taylor at all.
Whose job is it now at Apple to be horrified that the OS X “Send Mail” sound pans left-to-right, but the window animation goes up?
— @5tu
I just found out that my smartphone’s battery is rechargable. This is going to save me a fortune.
I wonder how long you have to live in Tucson, Cincinnati, or a yurt before you can spell them from memory.
Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program. Is that a thing?
— @dmoren
You mean to tell me a guy named Captain Hook loses a hand and ends up needing a hook? Truth is stranger than fiction, people.
