“One does not simply walk into Mordor. And one does not simply pop into IKEA.” — jjg
“And when there was only one set of footprints that was when R2D2 went off in the opposite direction and got captured by Jawas.” — jasonmustian
“Saw an “OPRAH DIDN’T DIE FOR YOUR SINS” shirt. To be fair, though, Jesus never told me about those Williams-Sonoma frozen croissants.” — AmyJane
“Of course Bert and Ernie are not gay. I think the men with their hands inside them might be though.” — serafinowicz
“This labor and delivery thing is hard for me, but I think it might be even harder for my wife.” — youngamerican
“You were cute until you pulled out a cigarette. Then you were SSSSMOKIN’” — Digeratii
“I bet there was at least one grammar nazi amongst the regular nazis.” — ThatsWright
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“Daddy I got bras today!”
“WHAT WHO BRAS YOU ARE SIX HOW WHEN SPACE STATION”
“What? Lizzie got gold and Jack got silver and I got bras.”
” — luckyshirt“I’m still angry at my parents for not buying me expensive rollerblades. Cheapskates.” — serafinowicz
“Someone on that bus must have forgotten to check themselves because judging by the smell they had, in fact, wrecked themselves.” — Moltz