“a web developer walked into a bar. But quickly left when he saw the table layout.” — cun
“I bet sometimes Captain America has to call Captain Canada for help, like if he needs to convert miles into kilometers.” — badbanana
“If your parenting advice ends with “… and I turned out just fine,” then I know I can ignore you. Which I was probably going to do anyway.” — CcSteff
“I tried out Google Plus. Now I can post things to people, and also read others’ posts. A gaping void in my life has finally been filled.” — adamisacson
“HEY BLIND MAN! Made you look.” — jesus
“This is the CD-ROM drive, idiot. And that’s a monitor, stupid. Think you can remember that?” -PCs for Dummies, Unabridged” — luckyshirt
“What’s the nicest way to tell someone that he oops nevermind he just died.” — AaronNevins
“When you look back and see one set of footprints in the sand, that’s where Jesus was using his jetpack.” — luckyshirt
“I keep thinking “paralegal” is a barrister in a wheelchair.” — waferbaby
“Whenever someone changes their facebook profile picture I write it down here in my log just to make sure there’s a backup record.” — apelad