This is all the more special because Barbra Streisand was involved. This tweet is from 1973.
If not for children’s alphabet books, the xylophone would have faded into obscurity decades ago.
I love the new sanitizer dispenser at the gym exit, but there is nowhere to hang my clothes after stripping to use it.
The upside of multiple personality disorder is that I can get all six of me drunk for the price of one.
— Tony_D
Avatar in IMAX 3D. Wow! I laughed. I cried. I’ve never experienced anything like this! After recovering from paying for a ticket, I went in.
If you’re going to the gym today, I already blasted some pecs, so those are taken care of.
My son had a scary dream about a monkey. Reassured him there was no monkey, then sat in the dark and wondered if maybe I was wrong.
Blood is thicker than water. But don’t say that in front of blood. It gets self-conscious.
I bet it took them a really long time to come up with the phrase “trial and error”.
— sween
