a web developer walked into a bar. But quickly left when he saw the table layout.
— cun
I bet sometimes Captain America has to call Captain Canada for help, like if he needs to convert miles into kilometers.
If your parenting advice ends with “… and I turned out just fine,” then I know I can ignore you. Which I was probably going to do anyway.
— CcSteff
I tried out Google Plus. Now I can post things to people, and also read others’ posts. A gaping void in my life has finally been filled.
This is the CD-ROM drive, idiot. And that’s a monitor, stupid. Think you can remember that?” -PCs for Dummies, Unabridged
What’s the nicest way to tell someone that he oops nevermind he just died.
When you look back and see one set of footprints in the sand, that’s where Jesus was using his jetpack.
I keep thinking “paralegal” is a barrister in a wheelchair.
